[identity profile] the-me09.livejournal.com 2010-12-21 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
You have seen my flail and it is mighty.

And all I have to say is this:

That was the word that undid him. As soon as it flashed across his mind, his eyes had flown wide open and he had to bite down on his knuckles to stifle his moan. Empty, empty, his body screamed antonyms at him, oh yes, you're so empty. And wouldn't it be nice to be full, don't you need something inside you, yes, yes, yes something heavy, something solid, something thick, wide, stretching, filling, please, please, please.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! *dies*

[identity profile] viceindustrious.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I know I just replied to your other comment so...but I hate not saying thank you for comments, because I appreciate them all so much. So, ha, thanks for this one too! :D

[identity profile] darthhellokitty.livejournal.com 2010-12-21 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
OH FUCK!!! That is NOT GOOD!!! Maybe if he comes a few times he'll relax a little, and he can get it out... DAMN!

Loving this.

[identity profile] viceindustrious.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Apologies for the tardiness of my reply! I like how you're thinking practically about this. (Silly Coward, getting himself into this situations, tut tut :P)

Thank you!

[identity profile] furius.livejournal.com 2010-12-21 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'm torn between laughter and pity. This is amazing. It is definitely not what I was expecting when I read part 1 yesterday. Can't wait to see how the..predicament..will conclude.

[identity profile] viceindustrious.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, late reply, sorry! Thanks so much for commenting. ♥ It's really fun to see the reactions to the whole *cough* carrot thing. Coward does deserve a little pity I think, I'm sure he wasn't expecting it either, a gentleman generally hopes not to spend the afternoon inserting root vegetables into their unmentionables.

[identity profile] timewillrewind.livejournal.com 2010-12-21 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
...I don't think I'll ever be able to look at a carrot in the same way I did before reading this.

Quite honestly I'm dying of laughter right now and aside from that I think that I want a time machine so I can read part 3.

:D

[identity profile] babydracky.livejournal.com 2010-12-21 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! I really really like it!!!
I'm so fond of your Coward/Henri♄

[identity profile] viceindustrious.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry for not replying sooner. Thanks a lot for your comment! I'm really glad you're enjoying it. ♥

[identity profile] serpentsign.livejournal.com 2010-12-26 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
Carrot.

Just.

carrot?

...

carrot

Coward has a carrot up his ass. with the green stuff sticking out...

*dies from laugter*

[identity profile] viceindustrious.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Gah. I'm an idiot, forgetting to reply to things. *hits self*

:D

Come on Serpentsign! Carrots are good for you! You should be praising his ingenuity and health consciousness! :P