In which Mark Strong is trying to KILL ME

[viceindustrious]

I do not think that are adequate words to describe my INTENSE JOY upon seeing this for the first time:

www.youtube.com/watch

This hits my weak spots so fucking perfectly it's unbelievable. I am out for the count here. That slap. Just. Goddamn. 

I've got RocknRolla sitting next to me right now all ready for consumption but I'm not sure if any other part of this film could possibly live up to those five seconds. 

UPDATED TRIP REPORT: THIS FILM IS FUCKING EPIC!

(also, it made me geek out to see that Uri Omovich was played by Karel Roden who was also in Bathory a terrible film with the sole saving grace of starring Hans Matheson and his bare arse.)

EXTRA UPDATE: Mark's on the commentary?! Sign me the fuuuuck up. "I've got to to apologize a little bit, I'm a little bit hoarse today." What. I just. Holy shit. Sending my Guardian Angel a fruit basket asap. :D

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Comments

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

I watched all of Sharpe because I love Sean Bean. The show itself is not really the kind of thing I usually enjoy - the whole hero/adventure-stuff, no thanks - but Sean Bean really made up for it. But while I wouldn't rewatch the entire thing again (at least not all episodes in three days, like the first time I watched it), I could indefinitely rewatch the episode with Mark AND Bean. )

Oh yes, that scene. And his VOICE when he said that. I was rather sad that Brand was killed off in such an, I don't even know, unheroic way? ;)

Bye bye evening, and here I wanted to read books and stuff. That'll have to wait until tomorrow.

Well, there are one or two fics, I think, one on the kink meme, one on ff.net, but they're both pretty much about Frank going like, "bwahahaa, stupid son, I'm gonna raaaaaaaape you!" - which is just not very interesting, and also completely OOC for Frank. I want something really fucked-up, twisted, about him actually loving his son in a weird way, but also wanting Chris to show that he's devoted to him ... and Chris actually wanting it too, in an equally twisted way, because there's NOTHING he wants more than to please his father. Damn, I have thought way too much about this. ;)

[viceindustrious.livejournal.com]

"bwahahaa, stupid son, I'm gonna raaaaaaaape you!"

Ahahahahaha*deep breath*ahahahaahahaha!

Oh jesus. No. What? Noooooo.

Yeah I'm pretty sure Chris wanting it, or thinking he does anyway, would be part of it. You're right, it's really about wanting to please his dad. Plus, Chris' isolation and abnormal relationship with his peers + the fact that he doesn't live up to his father's expectations + the fact that he admires his dad so much + the lack of positive attention he gets from him. This is what is interesting not rape out of fucking nowhere whooooo.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I wanted some good characterisation, focusing on Chris' twisted daddy issues on the one hand, and Frank's conflicted feelings of loving Chris but also thinking that the boy is a complete failure and not what his son should be like. Frank never gives Chris a chance to prove himself (probably because he wants to protect him), but then he is disappointed that Chris is really just a spoilt brat instead of a worthy successor. I don't know what exactly I wanted, and my dislike for Chris is keeping me from writing something myself, but I know that I wanted something deeper than evil Frank raping his son as punishment or some shit like that. :( Incest fic is usually slightly cracky and unrealistic, but still.

[viceindustrious.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...I'm trying to think how I would write it if I was going to and it's actually pretty hard. Harder to keep it IC for Frank imo anyway.

Heh, haven't had much experience with incest in any of my fandoms *ponders* but I guess it's hard for it to come across as realistic with the majority of characters because how many characters would realistically do that? It's a pretty big taboo. I'm of the mind that if you write it well then almost anything can be done convincingly but it'd be a task and a half in a lot of cases!

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

I've written a lot of incest fics, but that was in a fantasy fandom with a people who think that murdering, torturing, raping, or seducing family members is the most normal thing in the world, so I didn't have to deal with an awful lot of moral issues there.

In more realistic fandoms it is a lot more difficult. Incest between siblings might not be too difficult to pull off, but parent/child-incest in a way that is not just plainly abusive is pretty much impossible. Completely IC, I don't think Frank would EVER do that. Beat Chris, maybe, but nothing sexual. But I am convinced that there is a way of doing it that is as far IC as possible once you decide that he might just be twisted enough to sleep with his son. ;) I just want fic that's halfway in character, even if it's not entirely realistic.

[viceindustrious.livejournal.com]

All this talk is making me seriously wish Kick Ass was out on dvd already.

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me too. Then again, I could probably rewatch it in the cinema, but I'm not sure I want to see the entire thing again, including the silly "happy" ending. :/

[inamac.livejournal.com]

I was rather sad that Brand was killed off in such an, I don't even know, unheroic way? ;)

One day I am going to have Brand climb, wet and dripping, out of that well - and whip Major Sharpe's arse...

(I have yet to decide what happens after that...)

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Whipping and the hate sex we all wanted to see during the entire episode ... I think I'm going to worsihp you if you write that. ;D

[viceindustrious.livejournal.com]

Bwhaha, you say something like that and don't expect to have people jumping on you and cheering you on? Feed the bunny carrots I say. :D