The Tudors - Season 3, Episode 8

[viceindustrious]

 FUCK.

FUCK YOU, BRANDON. YOU SMIRKING, SMUG, HYPOCRITICAL GIT. FUCK YOUR PETTY, MISERABLE BULLSHIT. YOUR WITLESS JOKES. YOUR DUMB LITTLE SCHEMES. YOUR FUCKING JEALOUSY AND YOUR COMPLETE AND UTTER LACK OF ANYTHING EVEN APPROACHING HONOR. 

FUCK YOU, BRYAN. YOU DESPICABLE, UGLY, EVIL FUCKING MAN.   

FUCK YOU, SEYMOUR. YOU SOULLESS BLOODY TOAD. 

FUCK YOU, GARDNER.

AND FUCK YOU, SHOW. FUCK YOU FOR BRINGING IN GREGORY CROMWELL FOR ONE FUCKING EPISODE JUST TO REALLY SALT THE WOUND. THAT WAS A LOW BLOW. 

I had to watch this in fits and starts because it was making me feel queasy and I knew what was going to happen, I knew it, but that didn't help one bit. Oh god. I just started reading Wolf Hall too which made the whole thing about a thousand times worse and he was crying and fuck, fuck it all I don't think I can watch Season 4 because I hate every character in this show with an unspeakable white hot intensity right about now. 

Comments

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

I know exactly how you feel. I felt the same. You will keep hating Gardiner, but the others will get more bearable again. The worst thing about season four? Catherine Howard. The ugliest, most annoying little slut ever. I wish they had killed her off right after one episode or so, she was unbearable. SRGISLRGBFVJSDBFLJHSBGFISGOZI. Erm,yes. And Gregory Cromwell was adorable. sure, it hurt more that way, but I was glad to see a bit more of human!Crom.

Yay for Wolf Hall! How do you like it so far?

[shadowbyrd.livejournal.com]

But look at it this way - if you manage to watch far enough into series four (or just skip to the end) you'll probably get to see all one the ones you hate die! Or else get humilated somehow...