Hans Matheson (Stars in a Terrible Film &) Is Pretty

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Once upon a time, someone decided it would be a good idea to make a terrible film adaption of a rather good book/musical. In this film, Liam Neeson chewed the scenery, Claire Danes took on method acting by way of a piece of particle board and Geoffery Rush starred as 'oh hey it's that's guy'. Also, Uma Thurman was skinny, grubby and dead.

Luckily whoever was in charge of casting also gave Hans Matheson a role! That role clearly being: to look luminous, far-younger-than-23-what-are-you-Hans-some-kind-of-vampire and very, very, breakable adorable.

We join Marius, raging hard against the machine. You can tell he's serious. This is his serious face. 

And this is his serious fist. The crowd doesn't look so impressed. 



So he tries to use his powers of mind control! 

Just kidding! He's just telling you to pay attention to his face. 

This face is insured for a million francs! 

It should be hanging in the Louvre!

BTW Marius is also a total creeper and stalks young women down alleyways. Pining.

Pining from afar.

Pining on a bench. (How cute are these, like little matryoshka dolls :3)

Pining in sepia! The colours in this film are so drab. And Hans! How are you 23 here?!

THOSE EYELASHES

A smile worth a thousand words. All of them trying to get into your pants. 

Okay, so that doesn't work and he goes all waggy tailed puppydog.

And then sincere. 

Oh hai thar Cosette. I'm just hanging out in alleyways. Checkin' you out. ^_^

Marius defies you to make him cry. Could you make this face cry? His eyeliner would run!

Jean Valjean is STERN and NEESONY but of course, Marius melts his heart.

THAT MOUTH



Everyone looking goofy as all hell and Marius making anyone walking past do a complete double take.

Okay, I love it when Hans glares like that. He is plotting your downfall! 

Seriously. Young!Coward. Plotting plots of DOOM.

But there's always time to let the light fall prettily on your face while you're considering DOOM.

Oh no! Soldiers?! I did not think there would be fighting involved in this revolution! 

Gosh I sure hope some huge guy is around to rescue me when I totally faint later. 

Some huge guy! *pulls out puppy dog eyes*

Yeah. More of this PLZ. No? Oh well.

Guns! Guns! Guns! I like 'em. (BTW everyone has read unsettledink 's awesome gun!kink fic right?) 

Okay now really. Someone write innocent!Coward being utterly defiled. :P